Spam Wisdom and Wierd Names

From: Paddy Aguilar [Swanson@hendricks.net]

Subject: Half of analysis is anal.

Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one’s wife’s relatives.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

That’s all it said. Whoa .. I feel so enlightened now. I am the Buddha of cyberspace. 😡

7 Responses to Spam Wisdom and Wierd Names

  • admin says:

    I got these over the last year … they started in the Summer or so and ended about a month or two ago …

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    Bandoleers I. Failure [kmart@pond.com]
    Scald U. Wholesaling [agallegos@qwest.net]
    Exults A. Boomeranging [alonstudios@mac.com]
    Liquors U. Extirpates [5519shun@ezweb.ne.jp]
    Clothespins B. Papooses [aaron88@hotkey.net.au]
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    Tack G. Clumping [mfrancis@1st.net]
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    Sunglasses V. Insufferable [aishaRB@hotmail.com]
    Missionary O. Debriefing [amalcontent@yahoo.com]
    Strawberries T. Manipulations [holdenmcgroin@pocketball.com]
    Herdsman R. Annealed [tonystd@post.com]
    Macaroni H. Squelches [last@ponyexpress.net]
    Portrays B. Coarsely [koopdev@ponyexpress.net]
    Gladstones L. Crevice [fan@pop.ma.ultranet.com]
    Industrialized T. Lint [pdm@puertorrico.com]
    Shorter S. Punched [highland@acd.net]
    Wedging D. Crossroads [bridge@12move.dk]
    Mooing P. Wriggling [christian.rey@ac-lyon.fr]
    Gluttons U. Washboards [inf@adonim.com]
    Buttercup Q. Renegading [connexion@actxact.com]

    [/INDENT]
    Dear Mr. Extirpates, Manipulations, et alia …

    Thank you for your mail. I now know what to name my next several dozen children, should they wish to be born in cognito.

  • admin says:

    From: Potatoes J. Escutcheons [msdemlei@allsaintsfan.com]
    Sent: Monday, January 23, 2006 9:32 AM
    To: Mju
    Subject: Designer

    My Name is Designer.

    Yep. Makes ME want to reply. (NOT)

  • admin says:

    Pleistocene I. Moorland [lorance@ranmamail.com]

  • admin says:

    Yep. That’s the subject title, and a blank email from a [EMAIL=xenawolf@optonline.net]xenawolf@optonline.net[/EMAIL] with a broken image.

  • admin says:

    Prestige O. Imbues [simran@greatgads.com]
    Vanilla V. Unitarianisms [kju@gozoholiday.com]
    Shape D. Gusty [jpetit@glazedoverpotterystudio.com]
    Savor Q. Fondue [Cappelletti@greatengine.com]
    Housefly Q. Trifling [umeki@grafham.net]
    Halfheartedness C. Polling [gna@griffinbodikrause.com]
    Pulley V. Fonding [hemert@glasshousepartnership.com]
    Moving I. Thrusts [rcs@graphosdesigns.com]
    Breastbone I. Cowboys [mrt@tamil.com]

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  • admin says:

    Yes, that was a subject of a spam email.