If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!<\/p>\n
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted \u2018cause the index doesn\u2019t hash,
Then your situation\u2019s hopeless, and your system\u2019s gonna crash!<\/p>\n
If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That\u2019s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.<\/p>\n
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I\u2019m a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!<\/p>\n
When the copy of your floppy\u2019s getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you\u2019ll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.<\/p>\n
When your system\u2019s gone ker-whumpus, and your hard drive\u2019s gone berserk, – Attributed to an unusually large percentage of any given person on planet Earth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,And double-clicking icons put your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/geeksbearinggifts.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
And the ether on the net makes your mouse real slow to work,
We request that you remember, next time your system\u2019s froze,